Mel's Mumblelings
I remember a few years back reading a satirical article in Slipway about a member's knowledge of computers. It went something along the lines of: “I thought that Windows are what Joiners fit, a Mouse is a pest, Virus's are what you get on a bloody foreign holiday, Bugs in the System are what you get on a bloody foreign holiday, Keyboards are for playing tunes on”. (not necessarily on a bloody foreign holiday) etc...
Where is this all going, I hear you ask? Hit the button down below if you really want to know. (Hit, is computer terminology for a 'gentle click' not something that you would like to do to the little scroat who urinated up your front door on the way home at 3:00am whilst singing the latest offering from 'Slap Dog Daddy Bitch Boys')
Last Updated on Tuesday, 09 February 2010 01:44
BARTON AQUEDUCT
Re-opened to Navigation
Normal service was resumed for navigation on the Bridgewater Canal at Barton Aqueduct situated on the Leigh Branch of the Bridgewater Canal at 12 noon last Thursday (4th February 2010).
The Bridgewater Canal Company apologises for any inconvenience caused during the emergency works at the Aqueduct.
Enquiries: The Bridgewater Canal Company - 0161 629 8266
